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Miss Annie

Burlesque & Cabaret  Vocalist & Entertainer

Miss Annie is the front girl of The Kitty Kat Kittens Burlesque troupe.   A professional singer and entertainer, Miss Annie has been treading the boards for over 20 years (she obviously started at a very young age!!!)

Available as a solo performer, with her band, The Regular Joes and also with her Burlesque troupe, The Kitty Kat Kittens!!!

Miss Annie will take you on a sentimental journery combining her love of vintage styling and music, risque show tunes and the teasable art of Burlesque!!

 

 

Sensu'Elle

Burlesque Performer & Kitty Kat Kitten

This statuesque showgirl's scintillating performances stimulate the senses with a spellbinding yet satisfying cocktail of sumptuous sophistication, smouldering sensuality,
shaken not stirred, with a suggestion of satirical sauce and just a splash of spice!
  

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Miss Cream Tease

Burlesque Performer & Kitty Kat Kitten

Miss Cream Tease was born in a rural, Dorset tea room amongst homemade scones and clotted cream. Some even say that her diet consists of french fancies and sugar cubes. Ooh la la!

Her cups of tease are legendary and her burlesque performances edible. 

Signorina Messalina

Burlesque Performer & Kitty Kat Kitten

With smouldering, Mediterranean looks and blue eyes that captivate your soul, Signorina Messalina is steadily becoming one of the premier burlesque performers in the Bournemouth area.

This Roman goddess has the elegance, class and stage presence to beguile you with her fan dance, tease you with her retro burlesque performance and charm you effortlessly in to feeling you are the only person in the... audience, a rare skill in any performer
 

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Dame Kitty

Drag Artist & Compere

 Born in a wagon of a travelling show Kitty used to dance for the money they throw... Oops! That was Cher.

But Kitty is no stranger to Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves; she grew up the youngest daughter of that great Cabaret Duo "Gladys and Mitch" Stilt Walkers to the Stars!

After missing the circus leaving town in Budapest she waved goodbye to her family and toured Europe entertaining the locals with her Sword Swallowing act.

Kitty was showing the Russian troops a thing or two at "Checkpoint Charlie" when she accidently banged too hard against the Berlin wall and brought it crashing down! She changed history!

She had no passport so hid out on the back of a lorry from Calais with 30 other migrants. In fear for her life Kitty jumped overboard mid channel and found herself washed up under the pier in Bournemouth.

After a tough few weeks living on the streets Kitty got a job in a local charity shop by day, borrowing some of the stunning outfits by night to go and sing in local care homes.

Sir Victor FonFon, an 89 year old resident, fell for Kitty and within a week they were married, sadly the marriage only lasted one night and Victor died a happy man after Kitty accidently rolled over in the night and suffocated him!

Kitty found she was alone again, but rich, for Victor was a secret millionaire doing undercover work in the home.

From that day Kitty decided to dedicate her life to making people happy and she set up Rubyz initially as a drop in centre. Soon the masses were demanding Kitty sang again and so Rubyz became a "Cabaret Restaurant and Club"... Where people are free to drop in anytime and enjoy the magical world of "Kitty land"

Aunty Kitty as she likes to be addressed (since she was stripped of her Dame'ness for spilling the beans on Prince Phillip's Nut allergy!) has vowed to bring joy to the masses and on dark nights if you are very lucky she can still be seen under the pier doing even more charity work! 

The Kitty Kat Kittens

Burlesque & Cabaret Dance Troupe

The Kitty Kat Kittens (Miss Annie, Sensu’Elle, Miss Cream Tease and Signorina Messalina) are Bournemouth’s hottest Burlesque Troupe!!!

Trained by ‘The Kitty Kat Cabaret Club’, the Kittens perform fabulous original vintage style Burlesque inspired dance routines with an element of striptease and comedy.

The Kittens are fronted by vintage style vocalist, Miss Annie who specialises in music from the 1940’s & 50’s, and risqué show tunes to titillate and tease her audience!!! 

 

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